Coaching carousel season is truly magical. It’s filled with hope, flight tracking, rumors and above all else, fantasy.

Fantasy is notorious Miami booster — or fake booster — Nevin Shapiro telling Yahoo’s Dan Wetzel that Lane Kiffin is Miami’s top candidate. Keep in mind, Manny Diaz still has a job, though a change at athletic director has many speculating that his days could be numbered in the midst of a disappointing season in Coral Gables.

With all due respect to Shapiro, who is currently on house arrest while serving a 20-year prison sentence for a $930 million Ponzi scheme that also involved Miami getting a 2-year postseason ban from the NCAA, he’s dreaming.

Kiffin ditching Oxford for Miami seems about as likely as him kicking a field goal on 4th-and-inches.

No way. Not now. Not ever.

Oh, wait. What about this tweet?

Yep. Still, no way. Not now. Not ever.

On the surface, one might question that. After all, Kiffin loves South Florida, which is why some Twitter experts said “why wouldn’t he want to leave Mississippi for Miami?!” Well, besides the fact that Oxford is lovely, Kiffin doesn’t have to take the Miami job in order to get his South Florida fix. He still owns a house in Boca Raton, where he led FAU to its 2 best seasons in school history…

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